Hello world!

Life has been so busy but so good to me lately! I have several little treasures to share with ya'll, but first things first.

My new favorite obsession is textsfromlastnight. It is freaking amazing, people. Just as a little appetizer, here are a few of my favorites so far:

(260): I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
(260): Sorry- wrong number! :)

(334): The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.

(503): I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
(503): I am not joking.

(858): in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"

(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

Sorry, some of them are a little grody, but i think that is part of the humor. That's right, I'm a dirty bird. :/

Anyways, hopefully, you will be seeing more of me on here! Tah tah.